Some country harp to answer the age old question:"What is the way to a man's harp?"
"The Way to a Man's Harp" is on my “Harps In Space” album at https://www.funnyharp.com/albums.html
"The Way to a Man's Harp" words and music Copyright 2020 by Dan Veaner
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In days of olde when bards abounded
The music that they played astounded
Inspiring troops in wars so tragic
Spurring knights as if by magic
Though harp song really is a treat
It’s not the sort that you can eat
The way to a man’s harp is through his stomach.
A tasty hot meal will get him to strum it
A nice slice of pie and he’ll happily hum it
Meals for naturals and flats and for sharps
That is the way to a harping man’s harp.
When choosing professions the harp is best
Shakespeare said it soothes the savage breast
This world is full of stress and hurry
The harp strings soothe and subdue your worry.
Harp songs and tunes all have appeal
Especially after a hearty meal.